Hey guys,
How's it going? I caught that Darrell Rasner game the other day; that kid could be pretty decent in a few years. And hey, you guys got the All-Star Game this year. Pretty cool stuff.
Anyway, I'm writing to you today to make you an offer. I just purchased all seven games of the 2004 ALCS on DVD--not the highlights, but the complete games, every pitch, unedited, etc. But here's the thing--as much as I will enjoy watching games 4, 5, 6, and 7 over and over for the rest of my natural-born life, I don't really have any interest in games 1, 2, and 3--the ones that you guys won. Four years and a couple of championships have put those losses in perspective a little bit, but I still don't really have any desire to see them again--honestly, I don't see myself ever opening those particular discs.
And that's why I am presenting you with this unique, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. For 3/7 of the price of the entire DVD set, you can now buy Games 1, 2, and 3 of the 2004 ALCS, unopened and in mint condition, and relive the three glorious Yankee victories from the 2004 league championship series! Better yet--through a small stretch of the imagination, you can pretend that the ALCS was actually a best-of-five series and ended after Game 3, making the Yankees the winners! Experience every thrilling moment as much-maligned Yankees star Alex Rodriguez finally gets that postseason monkey off his back! Watch as your favorite team vanquishes its greatest rival en route to another world championship, narrowly but successfuly avoiding a precipitous slide into a decade of mediocrity, overspending, and irrelevance!
This is your opportunity to change history, Yankee fans--I'll be waiting by the phone. And in the meantime, I hope for your guys' sake it turns out that Johnny Damon's injury isn't too bad.
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